Happy New Year everybody! We kick off 2015 in style, touching on Xmas and New Years to begin with. Then touching on UFC, Steven Gerrard, a stupid chav slut, druggies locked in cupboards, and more. James disgusts us with his first ever edition of his new segment "Would You Rather", and Laff reviews Tommy Avallone's "I Am Santa Claus", featuring wrestling legend Mick Foley (00:25:37). Listen now or we'll be touching on YOU!